Monday, September 6, 2010

Lame Yarn Post

I am in the black hole of knitting.  I knit and knit and knit and nothing much happens.  I've been working on pretty much all of my projects for at least two months and I have very little to show for any of it. Except these:



These are the Scottish Highland socks.  Mindless monkey knitting featuring STR.  No big deal.


I started a pair of socks for my sister-in-law in July.  I finished the first one this morning, but only after forcing myself to hunker down.  This is where I was before the weekend:



Now this right here, this is the big time suck:



Hm.  In the photo, you can actually see the pattern.  In real life, it's just a pile of fuzzy grey stuff that is lace and therefore, ALL TOGETHER NOW, looks like ass.  I can't believe I'm only halfway through.

Oops.  I forgot this:


Hm.  OK now that cheers me up. Nice lace, huh?

Sunday, September 5, 2010

How To Make Vaffanculo Gelato

First of all, yes, that's a naughty word, so don't go looking it up if you aren't planning to use it.  Second, I invented this when I couldn't read the recipe and put in too much chocolate.  I'm sure that in theory, there is a point where you can put in too much chocolate, but this is not I repeat NOT too much chocolate.  Trust me.  

And finally, you may be wondering how this gelato got its name.  Well, on the one hand, it was a concoction born  out of a mistake.  Dirtbunny is so spectacularly good in the kitchen that even her mistakes are freaking awesome, so vaffanculo to the doubters and the haters.  Second, this is exactly the kind of gelato you will want to have on days when you'd like to say vaffanculo to everyone you know and the other 6 billion people in the world as well, just to make sure everything's covered.



  1. Get out favorite recipe for Bacio gelato.
  2. Leave out the hazelnuts.
  3. Triple the amount of cocoa powder.  You can only mix so much in with the egg yolks, so the rest has to go in the pot in the beginning with the sugar and milk.
  4. Finish making the custard, then cool, and freeze in the usual way.
  5. Serve kinda soft and slightly melty.

Don't share this with the dogs.  It's so powerful it might kill them.


Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Marco Mercoledi

The 2010-2011 Serie A season finally started last weekend.  Juventus, um, lost, and now there's an international break.  That affects all the European leagues, so there will be no fresh football over this long weekend.  Whatever shall I do with myself?

                                                              
One thing to do is babysit der Kirbenhund.  He's still not doing so well and can't be left alone because if he starts attempting to wander around, such as, for example, to see where Bunny went, he could fall and hurt himself.  Like yesterday, when he fell and bit his lip and bled all over.  Poor baby.  Eric and I are doing tag-team telework and canine pharmacology.  The weather is supposed to be nice, so I hope he can have sometime outside (being watched like a hawk).

That's an odd expression, isn't it?  It means, of course, to watch something with carfeul attention, but it sounds a little like it's the hawk who is being watched.  I suppose the contemporary equivalent would be "watch like porn," but I'm not going to be the one to introduce that into the lexicon.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

And More Beagle News

We made it through the night without incident.  It appears, however, that Kirby was holding on to ALL of his waste materials while he was in the hospital.  Just now, he demanded to go out by charging unexpectedly and quite rapidly into the sunroom to stand in front of the windows.  I carried him out and he went a little, then he staggered to a better spot and went a lot more.  Then my neighbor had the audacity to conduct ordinary suburban business in his own yard, so Kirby had to go on red alert and scramble toward safety. By the time I scooped him up out of the bushes and got him back into the house, he had urinated all over me.  We're all fine now, except Tiki, who is used to going out every time Kirby goes out, but I can't manage them both right now, so Tiki stays in.  And Kirby is going out more than usual because he's backed up four days worth of excretions.  Another gross beagle injustice!


It looks like we will be doing a few extra loads of laundry this weekend.

Friday, August 27, 2010

More Beagle News

Kirby is home from the hospital.  He does not have a tumor.  He does not have any of the sort of disc compression that would explain what is happening to him.  It does not seem to be a degenerative disease, because that would not explain how he went so quickly from a little punky to can't walk in about 18 hours.
He does not have meningitis.  He did not get the surgery.  He seems to have some sort of inflammatory disease, which is like saying someone has a cough.  It's meaningless if you don't know the underlying cause--could be the sniffles; could be TB, you know?

Right now we don't have a clue.  It could be as simple as a severe reaction to the tummy meds he was on for his diarrhea, and will go away as soon as he flushes out the residual meds, or it could be something he never recovers from.    He's getting steroids and broad spectrum antibiotics.

Thing is, he still can't walk really.  He's kind of like a baby.  Sometimes he can manage a step or two, sometimes he can't even stand up, and sometimes he can go pretty far pretty fast if he gets some momentum going.  It's upsetting, plain and simple.  But.......he was a basket case in the hospital, anxious and nervous and frightened and refusing to pee to the extent they had to... um.... express his bladder and I neither know nor want to know exactly how that is accomplished.  Being in hospital was causing him so much stress that the vet pretty much directed us to bring him home and see what happens if he relaxes.  That was all Special Sweetheart needed to hear---he peed in the parking lot before we even got him to the car.  That's love, baby:  "I trust you enough to release my waste materials when you're around."

No stairs.  No jumping.  No putting him on the sofa and leaving him unattended.  No letting him skitter around uselessly on the hardwood floors.  No walks.  Is he acting like he wants a drink of water?  Then we bring his water dish to him.  Is he acting like he needs to potty?  Then we carry him outside and put him in a good place and hold up his back end if he can't do it himself.  Is he acting hungry?  Then one of us brings him his supper dish while the other one tries to keep Tiki under control.  Because he follows me everywhere, I am pretty much trapped.  I can't just get up and get a drink of water, because he wants to jump down and follow me into the kitchen, especially now that I sent him away for a couple of days.  Frankly, it's a pain in the ass.

However, he is at home.  He's still himself.  He feels safe enough to let himself sleep, and he's catching up on all the rest he didn't get in the hospital when he was on 24-hour red alert.  I could swear he's just a little more stable now than he was when we brought him home four hours ago.  He's dreaming right now.  His nose and feet are twitching like he's chasing rabbits.  We'll see how it goes over the weekend and see where we are on Monday.

Tiki is not happy.  From his point of view, it was bad when the pack was not all together, but at least he got a whole lot of extra attention and he got to sit next to Dirtbunny.  It's good that the pack is together, but now Other Dog gets supper and second supper but Little Tiki still only gets one supper.  Not fair.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Beagle News

Kirby's back problems have recurred.  Last night he was getting around awkwardly and this morning he couldn't walk.  We've spent all day at the regular vet, the special vet, the doggie MRI place, and the special vet again.  Special Sweetheart is in the hospital tonight and for the next few nights.  The doggie neurologist, who had the day off on account of a death in his family, made a special trip in to examine him, and will be reading reports and test results tonight after the funeral  (thank you, thank you) and we'll know more then, but this is likely a bulging cervical disc impinging on his spinal cord and causing all manner of neurological disruption.  Kirby will probably have surgery tomorrow.

The rest of us are keeping it together.  Even Tiki, who cannot figure what on earth is going on.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

True Love

Thor's First Test Drive



Tiki taking a nap






Thor's First Finished Product




Kirby Taking a Nap