Another Call-up

Dirtbunny loves the Zebras, even if they don't love her. They barely won a Coppa Italia match this week against Napoli, and the only player that looked like he wasn't wasted on barbiturates-- I mean overcome by the flu bug that's been going around the dressing room in Torino--is Dirtbunny's next call-up to FC Dirtbunny.


Ti presento Nicola Legrottaglie, reliable, underappreciated Juventus defender.





Yeah, he's tall and kinda pouty.

But that's not why he's been called up.

Oooh, Bianconeri scarf! Just like the one Bunny is making!

[mine's better]

No, all Dirtbunny wants is love, and Nicki is the only zebra who has been playing like he loves Dirtbunny. Dirtbunny loves you too, Nicki. Welcome aboard.

Nicki has a lot of love to go around. Here he is with the big love for Gio Chiellini after Juve kicked Real Madrid's royal white buttocks in Champions League this fall.

[get a room]

also

[what's up with Gio's weird boots?]

And here he is with the love for ADP.

But that's nothing special. Everyone is in love with ADP.