He has returned to Italia. Released on loan from Bayern Munich on a free transfer, freed from the clutches of Louis Von Gaal, Loooca has signed a deal with A.S. Roma, i Lupi, i Giallorossi. And get this: He is playing football again.
Doesn't he look lovely in Roma's third kit Halloween kit of love? He even got a hair cut!
I'm so proud of him. He started this weekend against the Donkeys and he played well and looked to be both alive and enjoying himself on the pitch again. No more compulsory posing in lederhosen! No more compulsory endorsements of sausages for Uli Hoeness! Back to the dignity and grandeur of A.S. Roma! if you know anything about the Giallorossi, you are laughing your ass off right now. "dignity" snerk
He's still a-bitchin' and a-moanin', just the way we like him. Glory, glory! I bet he's thriled to be back in a country where they actually eat vegetables sometimes.
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"Eat vegetables sometimes"??? I'll have you know that potatoes are veggies. Maybe a little pale and starchy but still wonderful.
Any German reading this is asking, "Vegetable? Is that a special kind of meat?"
Trick or treat, it's Luca!
Potatoes! Hahahahaha! Touche!
Potatoes are delicious, and they are vegetables, and they were the only vegetables available during my last trip to Deutchland. Nutritonally speaking and boy do I know a lot about nutrition because of my various ailments and issues they are a starch. Dammit. I wish they were nutritionally a vegetable.
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