Yeah, like I'm not still obsessing over transfer rumors.
Even if ADP came to play in DC (and why would he when China and Spain undoubtedly could pay him better), and even if he moved in next door (and why would he want a crappy 60-year-old colonial with no garage, a crappy yard, and crazy loud Dirtbunny neighbors), it would be bad.
Real-life ADP: golf-playing, bad-haircut-getting, NBA-loving, man-purse-carrying, married-with-children.
Imaginary boyfriend ADP: none of the above, bears at best only a passing resemblance to real-life ADP's carefully-managed public image.
We have learned from "Back to the Future," "Harry Potter," etc. that time travel is not to be messed with cuz bad stuff happens.
Imaginary boyfriend ADP, perfect as he is, must never meet real-life ADP-next-door with family and flaws, or some sort of breach in the space-time continuum would ...., it would......, I dunno, something bad would happen. Something really bad.
ADP must stay in Italy.
This is all crap anyway, right? This is just his agent trying to set up a strong negotiating position, right?
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It's brinkmanship, pure and simple, that will come to nothing. Zen. Repose. Namaste.
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