What Dirtbunny Did this Week

Because, as we all know, she measures her lovability and self-worth according to how much she has accomplished.

• Talked with umpteen contractors and signed various contracts.
• Got flu shot.
• Solved mystery of the check the bank paid out twice.
• Flooded the basement.
• Availed self of golden oppurtunity to clean laundry room floor.
• Discovered this:

Do you want a closer look?

 

Now you know, and let's not speak of it for a while, OK?

• Gave dogs their monthly anti-flea and heartworm medicine on time.
• Finished and blocked two bits of lace.
• Went to the vampire.
• Ate broccoli before it went bad.
• Bought dishwasher.
• Took load of crap to Goodwill.
• Scheduled next visit with the head doctor.
• Completed annual "confidential" how do you like working here survey.
• Discovered that problem with heat and a/c in basement is not that it is crappy, but that there is no heat or a/c in basement.
• Confronted multiple instances of the celebration of mediocrity over substance and did not go postal or fetal.
• In connection with above photographs, confirmed suspicion that there is no insulation whatsoever in garage ceiling/bedroom floor.
• Cooked ground beef before it turned brown.
• Ironed a shirt that really needed it.
• Disposed of dead mop.
• Remembered to refill prescriptions before I ran out.
• Went to the toe store.
• Installed anti-virus software that Geek Squad deleted without my permission.
• Watched a whole lot of football and programmed the DVR to record yet more football.
• Paid off a credit card.
• Found apparently competent HVAC guy who says he can make all my HVAC dreams come true.
• Got snuggly wool blanket out of storage and put it on the bed.
• Retired ancient bathrobe with broken zipper.
• Wrote a really big check.
• Saw photograph of Italian calciotorri in The Washington Post and did not fall down dead.
• Kept most of my appointments.
• Knew results of Liverpool/Chelsea match, but did not spoil it for The Man.
• Remembered to wear my anti-TMJ device every night this week.