Dirtbunny Loves Edwin

Edwin is Dirtbunny's electrician.  He fixes bad stuff and makes it work.  He is a highly-trained, licensed professional, just like Dirtbunny.  When the wiring that powered, among other things, the television (OHNOZ!) blew a few years ago, it was Edwin who pointed out that we could run (get this) an extension cord from a good outlet to power the toob until the bad wiring could be replaced.  Dirtbunny is living proof that no mere layperson could figure that out; it takes a qualified electrician.  Not only did he give that advice, he did not follow it with "you idiot," "dumbass," "morons," or anything of the like.  He has kept this nightmare of a DIY-built shack from bursting into flames.  I love him, and you can't have him.