Dirtbunny's Architect

I'm sorry, Sleepy. I know that it's insulting to have to wait so long for your call-up while watching lesser mortals achieve the glory of FC Dirtbunny sooner.














Don't be mad. I can't do without you. Won't you please come play for FC Dirtbunny? You will? Awesome.








Are we cool?











Good. How is it that you out-cool Gigi, the coolest of them all? It's magic, I guess.











Here he is, Azzurri/A.C. Milan midfielder Andrea Pirlo:

















That guy over on the right, if you noticed him at all, which I didn't, is Beckham. Sleepy overshadows Beckham, for crying out loud.











He's the invisible hand of the Azzurri. I'm only starting to be able to see what it is he does. Simply put, he sets the plays and directs the offense. He is indispensable. He can put the ball wherever he wants.

















Rino and Sleepy together are the Odd Couple of the midfield. Fire and ice, hot and cold, passion and calculation, spicy salsa and ice cold margarita.

*sigh*

Also, he is good at hugs.

*sigh*

He never forgets to kiss his wedding ring after he scores a goal, unlike some people.

*sigh*

And we've already shown that he knows how to shed a tear. *sigh*

Thanks, Sleepy, for anchoring Bunny's midfield.