Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Man's Spectacular Birthday Weekend, Chapter Two: "The Aged"

To some people, being The Man's age seems impossibly old.  "43, 93, what's the difference?" said The Man.  In addition to The Man, some very cool (or at least famous) people were also born in 1967.  It can be very cool to be The Man's age.  I remember what it was like to be his age when it happened to me a long time ago.  So here's a non-exclusive list of other 67 babies:



  1. Pamela Anderon
  2. Judd Apatow
  3. Roberto Baggio
  4. Boris Becker
  5. Joshua Bell
  6. Carla Bruni
  7. Nestor Carbonell
  8. Kurt Cobain
  9. Billy Corgan
  10. Henry Ian Cusik
  11. Benicio del Toro
  12. Laura Dern
  13. Ciro Ferrara
  14. Will Ferrell
  15. Joely Fisher
  16. Jamie Foxx
  17. Noel Gallagher
  18. Paul Giamatti
  19. Marquis Grissom
  20. Philip Seymour Hoffman
  21. Shannon Hoon
  22. Paul Ince
  23. Nicole Kidman
  24. Phil Keoghan
  25. Kenny Lofton
  26. Dave Matthews
  27. Dave Navarro
  28. Frances O'Connor
  29. Miranda Otto
  30. Guy Pearce
  31. Liz Phair
  32. John Popper
  33. Julia Roberts
  34. Derek Rae
  35. Roberto Rosetti
  36. Mark Ruffalo
  37. Deion Sanders
  38. Liev Schreiber
  39. Anna Nicole Smith
  40. John Smoltz
  41. Sherry Stringfield
  42. Lili Taylor
  43. Dara Torres
  44. Mo Vaughan
  45. Robin Ventura
  46. Pieter Vink
  47. Emily Watson
  48. Scott Weiland
  49. Elizabeth Wurtzel
  50. Steve Zahn

And now it's time for a little Q & A:

As regards the Flying Bean Salad, "Anonymous"  Hi Daddy! asks whether it is wise to allow the Yarn Bandit to eat beans.  Am I not inviting more dog farts into my life?

Well, "Anonymous," Tiki farts only rarely.  Kirby is the one who knows how to clear a room.  I have noticed no appreciable difference in Tiki's aura post-legume.  Also, Flying Bean Salad contains lots of vegetables, and the vegetables also fly.  Tiki likes vegetables a lot and they are very good for him and they are less likely to contribute to his tubbiness than other types of food.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Desmond AND Richard from Lost are 67 babies? That is some serious mystical mojo......is it the hallmark of all of us that we have plenty of questions but no answers, like the show? Or do we just swear a lot, incomprehensibly, like Noel Gallagher? Hmmmmmmmmmm........

PS Deion Sanders? Really? Nooooooooooooo!

May 26, 2010 at 5:10 PM
Anonymous said...

Pamela at the top of the table? Do I see the MAN'S hand in the ranking? Also Carla Bruni? I thought you were francophobic based upon you French diving team comment.

May 27, 2010 at 8:14 AM
Dirtbunny said...

The list is in alphabetical order. Ms. Anderson goes first purely based on name discrimination.

Dirtbunny does not hate the French. Dirtbunny hates Olympique Lyonnais, whose chief diver is Argie, by the way. Dirtbunny wishes that members of the French National Football Team were better at resisting the allure [?] of underaged hookers, and Dirtbunny wishes that the coach of the French National Football Team made more of his important decisions with football as the primary consideration, rather than astrology.

May 27, 2010 at 8:27 AM

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