This morning, Mister Itchy produced this on the Sunday Style section:
Two more one-inch chunks of plastic football and one half-inch chunk of rubbery whoknowswhat. Also a big wad of grass tangled up in two circular stitch markers which decency prevents me from showing you. You're welcome.
I take responsibility for the stitch markers. Those happened on my watch. But the football was there when we adopted him 2 1/2 years ago. How much more of it can there possibly be in there?
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