He is prone to dumb injuries, so he needs a decent back-up. Also, he and Julio Cesar have been engaged in the following press war for the last two weeks. I'm not going to quote anyone, but it goes like this:
Gigi: I can no longer regard myself as the best portiere in the world. Julio Cesar has surpassed me.
Julio: I am grateful for Gigi's kind remarks, but Gigi is the best portiere in the world.
Gigi: No, you are.
Julio: No, you are.
etc, etc, etc
This is all a tiresome load of bullshit, because Gigi is the best goalkeeper in the world. That said, I'm calling up Julio Cesar: Brazilian international and portiere for Internazionale Milan:
Reasons:
Number one: He's a damn fine goalkeeper. Almost as good as Gigi. Better than Petr Cech.
Number two: He's smart. Way smarter than Gigi. And Dirtbunny appreciates a man with brains. Such men are in short supply on FC Dirtbunny so far. I think Julio might actually be able to read.
Number three: Although he plays for the Nerazzurri, which is Il Diavolo's representative in Serie A, he doesn't seem to have absorbed the evil, which is good, because certain of Dirtbunny's players are starting to show tendencies towards the dark side of the force. Remember, Cesc, once you turn to the dark side, forever will it dominate your destiny.
2 comments:
Yoda would never spit on anyone. Well, maybe the Emperor or Dooku? Because they seemed to piss him off. Probably not then either since the Y-man is a creature of principle, even if the soup he makes is retch-worthy (at least to Luke).
Re Julio, I agree that he is a worthy call-up. He seems to be the only guy on that team who isn't evil, stupid, disaffected, or a malconent. Everybody except him (even Z!) seems to be in a really crappy mood, but he keeps it together. All hail the happy Brazilian!
Dirtbunny did not leave the comment about Yoda. Looks like The Man has been using Dirtbunny's laptop while she is in Indianapolis. Without permission. Hmm.
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