Italian Teams out of Champions League

Champions League play resumes this week with the first round of play in the round of eight.


Teams that are no longer in Champions League:

1. Inter (no more Zlatan)
2. Juventus (no more ADP, Gigi, Gio, or Camoranesi)
3. Real Madrid (no more Raul, Capi, Iker, or Sergio Ramos)
4. Roma (no more Panooch, Protz, Mexes, or Mirko)
5. Olympique Lyonnais (no more Fabi)
6. I forgot who six through eight are.

Teams that are still in Champions League:

1. Manchester United (ugh)
2. Chelsea (hate HAAAAAATE)
3. Porto (who?)
4. Barca (shrug)
5. Arsenal (ground zero for futbol halfwits)
6. Villareal (yawn)
7. Liverpool (Yay! sez The Man)
8. Bayern Munich (where Looca plays)

Hmmm. Loooca. Also possibly a halfwit, and probably the world's leading producer of dorkalicious. And yet......

According to The Spoiler on April 1, Loooca is quoted thusly:

“If we bring the Champions League trophy back to Munich, I promise: I will walk naked through the Marienplatz!”

So who are you rooting for?