Luca Lunedi

La La La La Lunedi. (look it up, if you can't figure it out)


La La La La Loooca


[Getting a flick from Rino, possibly for his poor taste in facial hair. Rino knows how to grow hair.]

[And now it's a festival of flicking, with Gio, Borri, Gamberini (behind Rino) all getting a piece of the big guy, and Materazzi over there on the right, biting down hard on his self-control, looking like he maybe doesn't trust himself to stop at a flick and maybe he might start up punching if he lets himself move.]



But that's not why we're here. Loooca is a native of Emilia-Romagna, and did a 12-months-of-Luca calendar in Germany to promote tourism in his home province, as if he's ever there now.

Yeah. We wish the photos all looked like this one. No, this calendar, which is all over the Interwebs, is a treasure trove of dorkalicious. I give you Mr. September:

I think the premise here is that a lovely young tourist has happened upon our big strapping local boy and is getting some help with reading her map. But what Dirtbunny sees when she looks at this photo is that poor Loooca is lost and is getting some help finding his way to his mommy's house.

As usual, I think Dirtbunny can be of assistance here. Dirtbunny never gets lost.