Thursday, January 26, 2012

Eat, Beagle, Eat!

Breakfast:

  • Bread chunks soaked in milk?  No
  • Dog food?  Hell no.
2pm when Bunny Gets Home:
  • Bread chunks soaked in milk?  Yes, please.
  • Banana?  Um, okaaay, I guess.
  • Tuna salad that fell out of Bunny's sandwich?  Yes, oh God yes!
  • Teeny chunk of cheese?  Meh.  
Suppertime:
  • Dog food in the dog dish?  No way.
  • Cucumber chunks from the salad Bunny is making?  Yum.
  • Dog food from Mr. D's hand?  Mmmmmmaybe, but only a little.
  • Bell pepper chunks from the salad Bunny is making?  Chew chew, spit it out.
  • Lettuce from the salad Bunny is making?  Lettuce!  AWESOME!  Chew chew.  Wait. I hate lettuce.  Why do you keep giving me lettuce?  Spit it out.
  • Broccoli bits off Bunny's plate?  Yum.
  • Bits of ham off Bunny's plate?  Yum.
  • Cooked carrots from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles?  Yay!  Yum.
  • Bits of ham from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles?   Ecstasy!
  • Cooked carrots from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles offered after the beagle realizes that there is ham?  Ptooey.  Where's the ham?
  • Broccoli bits from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles offered after the beagle realizes that there is ham?  Sniff, sniff.  That is NOT ham.  *rejects*
  • Bits of ham from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles?  *Snoopy dance*
  • Cold boiled potato from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles offered after the beagle realizes that there is ham?  BRING ME THE HAM, WOMAN!  
  • Cucumber chunks offered after the ham is gone?  bleck
  • Cold boiled potato mixed with a little milk and the scrapings of ham bits from the serving platter?  Yes, but I'm leaving behind the bits of potato that are still solid.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

From we learn that Kirby is strictly Kosher. But is he Hindu? Will he eat bits of beef cooked in a nice red wine?

Anonymous said...

So Kirby's figured out that Bunny is a gourmet cook and now he's decided he's entitled to some of that good food or else.