- Bread chunks soaked in milk? No
- Dog food? Hell no.
2pm when Bunny Gets Home:
- Bread chunks soaked in milk? Yes, please.
- Banana? Um, okaaay, I guess.
- Tuna salad that fell out of Bunny's sandwich? Yes, oh God yes!
- Teeny chunk of cheese? Meh.
Suppertime:
- Dog food in the dog dish? No way.
- Cucumber chunks from the salad Bunny is making? Yum.
- Dog food from Mr. D's hand? Mmmmmmaybe, but only a little.
- Bell pepper chunks from the salad Bunny is making? Chew chew, spit it out.
- Lettuce from the salad Bunny is making? Lettuce! AWESOME! Chew chew. Wait. I hate lettuce. Why do you keep giving me lettuce? Spit it out.
- Broccoli bits off Bunny's plate? Yum.
- Bits of ham off Bunny's plate? Yum.
- Cooked carrots from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles? Yay! Yum.
- Bits of ham from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles? Ecstasy!
- Cooked carrots from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles offered after the beagle realizes that there is ham? Ptooey. Where's the ham?
- Broccoli bits from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles offered after the beagle realizes that there is ham? Sniff, sniff. That is NOT ham. *rejects*
- Bits of ham from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles? *Snoopy dance*
- Cold boiled potato from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles offered after the beagle realizes that there is ham? BRING ME THE HAM, WOMAN!
- Cucumber chunks offered after the ham is gone? bleck
- Cold boiled potato mixed with a little milk and the scrapings of ham bits from the serving platter? Yes, but I'm leaving behind the bits of potato that are still solid.
2 comments:
From we learn that Kirby is strictly Kosher. But is he Hindu? Will he eat bits of beef cooked in a nice red wine?
So Kirby's figured out that Bunny is a gourmet cook and now he's decided he's entitled to some of that good food or else.
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