The Blues of Satan took out Dirtbunny's beloved Bianconeri. Dirtbunny was beside herself. The Man thought that maybe Dirtbunny was overreacting just a tad and should maybe get a little perspective.
Now the Blues of Satan have taken out The Man's team. The Man is beside himself. No lectures, but here's something that might make The Man feel a little better:
Why, it's Edwin Van Der Sar! And who's that? Number 26? Why, it's John Terry! And is that a Champions League patch on the right sleeve of his kit? It is! This must be the famous John Terry penalty kick in the finals of the 2008 Champions League. Hmmm. Doesn't look like Eddie is going to reach that ball in time to save it, does it?
But wait! Is that the ball over there near the PlayStation ad board? It is! Wow, that's way wide of the goal. Could it be that Mr. Terry missed? (There's Petr Cech over there in orange in the background, hanging his helmeted head. Poor Petr. He played like ass last night, not that it helped the Reds.)
Eddie sure looks happy. Mr. Terry, ummmm, does not.
Feel better, Pookie?
And this is for Dirtbunny:
[Mikey Ballack gets a yellow card. heh heh]
1 comment:
OK, feeling a little better. It would have been still better if the pictures had shown the ground opening up and summoning JT to the fires of hell, but that didn't happen. Regrettably. These pictures are very nice, though. As I recall from the broadcast of the game, Mr. Terry wept like a distressed infant at the end. I'll have to look for those pics, if they exist. Good times, thanks!
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