More help in the back

Dirtbunny's strikers need some service. Fabi can't do it all by himself. It's time for more fullbacks. And since FC Dirtbunny already has the best left back in the world, why not the best right back in the world? And so, Gianluca Zambrotta, Azzurri defender, currently of A.C. Milan, and formerly of Juve, before the scandal. In addition to his mad skillz, he's pretty.







He's a defender who can defend. Duh, right? But some fullbacks are more about working the touch line and sending crosses to the center. That's important stuff, and Gian can do it. But defense is also important. Gian has both.





Here he is giving it hard to David Villa during the Euros:

And here he is getting some love from (who else?) Gigi:

Look! A little Juventini reunion! If only he would come back to the Bianconeri. Oh man, Gigi, Gian, Gio, and (we think) Capi in the back again. *sigh* That would be a defense to be reckoned with.

Why are Gigi's pants hitched up? And what is ADP doing with his belly button?